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Seiga
05-31-2009, 12:37 PM
David Bowie is not our GM.

First off... Our Recruitment Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8-BnjB2Dtw)

And now a message from Lyalia...



Hello cretins, monstrosities, and abominations from beyond the frayed edge of our reality! I'm Lyalia, Guild Master of Calamitous Intent, and we're looking for a few more murderous freaks to bolster our ranks in our never ending quest to drown the world in an ocean of blood! We've already ventured the very depths of Lost Vale, and have been laying the unholy smack down on their respective masters for a while now. We've brought you zone locks, we've brought you fortresses, we've even brought you all nude all orc strippers!

Together with our fantastic alliance mates of doom and more doom, we are poised to strike the final blow, sending our world screaming into a pit of hell. In order to make this blasphemous vision a reality, we need you! That's right, all your demon haunted dreams of unholy conquest can be realized today!

In order to round out our cast of blood thirsty hellspawn, we're looking for all manners of classes. We'd rather only experienced servants of darkness apply (T4), but anyone suitably enthusiastic about carnage and mayhem willing to devote a reasonable amount of time to the causes of darkness (we'd like people interested in playing at least three or four nights a week, for at least a few hours) may have just what we need!

So, if you think you might have what it takes, if you think you can climb atop a mountain of your slain foes and shout, "I'm Calamitous Intent Material!" contact myself or any one of my fellow scions of ineffable evil today!




A few little notes to go along. CI was the top Destro/Oster guild. We're currently rank 34, and are continuing to grow. We're always looking for exceptional players to help build a new foundation for the guild. Currently, we are in a rebuilding process, but for the most part, our guild has a great core of players, that when logged on, we will guarantee devastation. We're jerks and elitists, but we also know how to work together for a common cause.

If this is a right fit for you, contact myself, skel, pygan, Sythiana, or anyone in CI for details.


~Seiga.

Lewal
05-31-2009, 12:50 PM
~nods~

Great players :starwars: , and colorfully entertaining! ;)

Even Arilla, who had an affectionate disdain for all things Canadian (one of our inside jokes) has overcome this attitude via Skel, who's thick accent makes his profanity amusing to listen to. :p

[guild chat] Zepharina: "What does vook mean?"

Seiga
05-31-2009, 12:55 PM
BTW... Lyalia is "The Monarch" in that video.


~Seiga.

Drakhon
06-01-2009, 10:57 AM
Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also cat for years.

Also, I think it was two ninjas taped together to make one giant ninja!

Valzilla
06-01-2009, 03:31 PM
~nods~

Great players :starwars: , and colorfully entertaining! ;)

Even Arilla, who had an affectionate disdain for all things Canadian (one of our inside jokes) has overcome this attitude via Skel, who's thick accent makes his profanity amusing to listen to. :p

[guild chat] Zepharina: "What does vook mean?"

It's just hilarious now, really. I've found myself saying "vookeen doooshebahgs" just randomly in a french accent because it's so funny.