Hello cretins, monstrosities, and abominations from beyond the frayed edge of our reality! I'm Lyalia, Guild Master of Calamitous Intent, and we're looking for a few more murderous freaks to bolster our ranks in our never ending quest to drown the world in an ocean of blood! We've already ventured the very depths of Lost Vale, and have been laying the unholy smack down on their respective masters for a while now. We've brought you zone locks, we've brought you fortresses, we've even brought you all nude all orc strippers!
Together with our fantastic alliance mates of doom and more doom, we are poised to strike the final blow, sending our world screaming into a pit of hell. In order to make this blasphemous vision a reality, we need you! That's right, all your demon haunted dreams of unholy conquest can be realized today!
In order to round out our cast of blood thirsty hellspawn, we're looking for all manners of classes. We'd rather only experienced servants of darkness apply (T4), but anyone suitably enthusiastic about carnage and mayhem willing to devote a reasonable amount of time to the causes of darkness (we'd like people interested in playing at least three or four nights a week, for at least a few hours) may have just what we need!
So, if you think you might have what it takes, if you think you can climb atop a mountain of your slain foes and shout, "I'm Calamitous Intent Material!" contact myself or any one of my fellow scions of ineffable evil today!